Sardar Funny SMS

Sardar Funny SMS:

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2 Sardar Rastey Par

1st Sardar Bike Par

2nd Sardar Prado Mein

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai??

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ??

Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya…

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein

Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istamal Hua Ho..

Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry :-P

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2 Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily

1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain

2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to

1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

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2 Sardar Rastey Par

1st Sardar Bike Par

2nd Sardar Prado Mein

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai??

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ??

Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya…

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?

2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.

Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? :D

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Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi.. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"

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Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko,

Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai

.

Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H,

Jo

Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha

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Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha,Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he

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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .

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Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia

he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba

son:nai g

again asked: dooba kia

son:nai g

Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

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Sardar in Hotel-

Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,

Mere Paise Wapas Karo!

Itna Chota Room?

Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?

Waiter- Mere bap!

Room Me Chal,

Ye Lift HAI.

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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away,

Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.

He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said,

Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ...

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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu

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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha

"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay

Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!

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Teacher: What Is The Difference

Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

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1 Sardar

Police Station K Bahar Se

Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

" Wanted For

RAPE & MURDER .."

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Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?

2nd sardar: Ghochu,

Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.

Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..

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Sardar To His Friend.

I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..

& U?

Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.

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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,

Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:

"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI

AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

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Sardar : murgi kitne ka?

Murgiwala 70 50 10.

Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon?

Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,

Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo khana hai sona thodi hai.

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Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife

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PANDIT & SARDAR

Marne ke bad swarg me

SARDAR:tu kaise mara?

PANDIT:thand se or tu?

SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka

kisi se affair hai,

Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha

Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.

pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,

sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta

to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.

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Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date

k liye oil mein naha k jata hai

GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?

Sardar: meine suna tha k

har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par

Bhi shampu laga raha tha.

Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?

Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai

Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.

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Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha-

Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai?

Receptionist: Just A Second Sir..

Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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Boss: Where were you born?

Sardarji: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in india.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.

All cars that I know start with petrol..

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Sardar:Toothbrush Dena

Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar:Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho?

Sardar:Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari

2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..

Qnki

Bank me likha tha..

“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”

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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..

2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha

“WELL DONE”

Sardar-khaak well done

Jana to unhe tha,

Hum to chodne aaye the.

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Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di..

Ander Sy..

Pinki:Kon

Sardar:Main

Pinki:Main Kon

Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi

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Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.

Sardar:Kon?

Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..

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Lawyer to Sardar:Geeta pe hath rakho

Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha

to baat court tak pohanch gaye,

ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho

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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

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Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..

Friend:Garam pani Q?

Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain

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Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya…

Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay?

Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay..

Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD Shop &

Slapped the Operator twice.

Guess why?

Bcoz there it was written..

Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

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1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai

Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu

Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.

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Sardar:Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein

Pappu:Aree Vaha Wo Kese??

Sardar:Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa…

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Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai…

Socho kyo…?

Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manager samajhta hai

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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Kapda

Dikhaiyeh?

Salesman:Plain Me Dikau?

Sardar:Nai Helicopter Me Dikha

Saale Bandar Ki Aulad

Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!

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2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop

1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi”

2nd:“Tu kia?”

1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!!

HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-

&

COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar In Hotel:

Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,

Mere Paise Wapas Karo!

Itna Chota Room?

Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya?

Waiter:Mere Bap!

Room Me Chal,

Ye Lift Hai.

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Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H

Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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Sardar-Yaar ye

SENT MESSAGE

Kya hota hai?

,

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,

Bevkuf

Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

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Sent Message Matlab

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Khushbu Wala Message.

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1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi

Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

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Teacher:

Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he,

Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae

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Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,