Happy Marriage SMS

Happy Marriage SMS:

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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)

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Miss: Tum Bary Ho Kr Keya Kro Gy?
Bacha: Nikah.
Miss: Mera Matlab Hai Keya Bano Gy?
Bacha: Dulha.
Miss: Mera Matlab Bary Ho K Keya
Hasil Kro Gy?
Bacha: Dulhan.
Miss: Batamez Bary Ho Kr Ami Abu K
Leay Keya Kro Gy?
Bacha: Bahu Laon Ga. :-D
Miss: Bawaqof Tumhare Papa Tum Sy
Keya Chahty Hain?
Bacha: Pota :-D
Miss: Aby Kameny Teri Zindage Ka Keya
Maqsad Hai?
Bacha: Shadi. HaHahaha :-D

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Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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Sirf Shadi He Aisa Zakham Hai,,,
Jis Mey Haldi Pehle Lagai Jati Hai.

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Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top

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“1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha
Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain..!

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On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

(marriage anniversary sms)

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4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

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You can marry a woman for his wealth but money will perish.
You can marry a woman for his beauty but beauty will fade away .
You can marry a woman for his power but power will be gone.
But if you marry a pious righteous woman who fears Allah
she will honor you, will be affectionate with you and help
you to get closer to your ALLAH
Your love story will last forever.It will begin in this
life and will continue in the hereafter In’sha’Allah her
love for you will be your Jannah in Dunya and her satisfaction
will be your key to Jannah in Akhirah

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Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy

Q K

Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->
(‘,’)>
< )L L

(shadi sms wishes)

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

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Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . Smile
Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.Smile

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A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

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On ths special day
best wishes go to U
that ths wonderfull luv you share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my LOVE

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A couple were being interviewed
on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
They were asked “In all that time,
did you ever consider divorce?”
“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.
“Murder sometimes but never divorce.

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,

stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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All the memories have brightened again
The same day has come again
It feels nice to think again
We are spending a nice life till then
Thanks for coming in my life and
For making the day special now and then
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…

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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

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im sending this bouquet of love
I?m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it?s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

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congrats on 36 yrs of marriage to
my parents happy anniversary luv u guys hope
its a good one

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

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Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

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Humain to kb se pta tha k
“TU’ bewafa hai …
Tujhe Chaha is liay k shaiyd teri fitrat
badal jaye…!!!

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2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:)

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‘Aaj “Titanic” ki 98th Anivrsry hai…..
So
Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,
“DOOB” k Mar Jayen…
* Thank You *’

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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)”

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Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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‘Wife:
Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband:
Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes’

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Lambi Umar ke liya
kya karna chahiye?
Ans= Shadi
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Us se kya
Zindagi Lambi ho jati hay?
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Ans= Nahi,Lambi lagne lagti hay!.

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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

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I’ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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7 words for a long
and happy marriage
Yes Dear
I am sorry
It's my fault.

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Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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No one can know what the outcome
Of spending years together will be.
Being happy together is a gift,
And enduring love is the key.
So here’s to a favored couple;
Everything has worked right for you.
May your future bring more of the same,
And your love remain strong and true.

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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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"Yet to be seen"

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I”M Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That
I Love You So Much
I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You To Know
It”S True, On This Special Occasion I Want To Remind You
That You Are My Everything And My Love Is True,
Happy Anniversary Lover!

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As the third anniversary of
the September 11th attacks draws near we must ensure
our nation is prepared to handle the continued threat
of violence and terrorism on our country.

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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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No greeting card to give…
No sweet flowers to send…
No cute graphics to forward…
Just a loving heart saying
“HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

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shadi k 20th salgirah pr HUSBND gehri soch ma tha…
wife:kia soch rahe ho…..???
husbnd:kia tmhain yad hai tmhare bap ne hmain date prpkra tha…
wife:yes
hsbnd:or usne gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k
ya to meri beti se shsdi krlo ya 20 saal k lye jail jao
wife smiles:yes
hsbnd:aaaah!!!!aj k din ma azad ho jata…

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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We’ve had our ups and downs,
This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other, Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary Hoping that the love you shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness
To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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Lawyer: �What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?�
Witness: �He said, Where am I, Cathy?�

Lawyer: �And why did that upset you?�
Witness: �My name is Susan.�

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Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din apko apne hathon se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din apko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga.

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Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top

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All those years ago, my dear,
You made my world complete;
You became my perfect partner in life,
And you’ve been a world-class treat!
We’ve loved and worked and made a home
That fills me with pleasure and pride,
And it’s all because of the wonderful one
Who has lived through the years by my side.
Thank you my treasured and cherished love;
You’ve made my dreams come true.
Your loving and caring have made our marriage
A blissful adventure for two!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

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I Don’t Know What It Is That You Saw In Me,
What I Saw In You Was The Utmost Happiness
That Can Ever Be,
Even More So On The Day When You And I
Became “We”,
I Can Still Smile And Say With Love And
Truth Honey, I Love You…
Happy Anniversary.

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE

for the same Mistake.

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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‘I?m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it?s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!’

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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What's Marriage?
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Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

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‘Happy Anniversary!
After many years
Pleasure is a golden hillside,
Passionate and still.
Your bedrooms and your hands are free,
After unshed tears;
Now much of life is tucked away,
No longer touched by will.
In your hearts a wilderness,
Vast and undisturbed,
Empty of all sentiments
Renews the moment’s glory.
So may years of tenderness,
Also sung unheard,
Radiant beyond all sense
Yet tell love’s ancient story.’

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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”

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Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married

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A Code of Honor:
Never approach a friend’s girlfriend
or
wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in
the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior.
Unless she’s really_attractive-Bruce Friedman

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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Hoping that the love you shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness
To celebrate again.
!!!!!Happy Anniversary!!!!!

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‘”Happiness is
Like a Butterfly”
You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
‘stand still’,
It comes and
‘Sits On You’
“Wish you lots
of Butterflies !’